9 words/phrases men use and meanings
1) "I am not *issed off" - means I am not *issed off.
2) "I got home at __ A.M" - means "I got home at __ A.M" we know you already know the answer to this, so stop with the trap questions.
3) "Want to have some fun on the kitchen counter?" means exactly that...no, we are not "Crazy."
4) "I'm going out with the guys" means I am going out with the guys, we are drinking copious amounts of beer and shots (none of those silly mixed ones either) then a few vodkas to get home.
5) "Nothing happened at the strip club" Nothing happens at strip clubs...to quote Chris Rock "there is no sex in the champagne room."
6) "Don't stand in front of the TV" actually means "Do you know the ramifications of the next few seconds of this game? Now get the h*ll out of the way. You can fill us in on the tramp from work later."
7) "thanks" means thanks...we don't say much we don't mean.
8) "Why are you doing dishes now?" means "why are you doing dishes when we were supposed to leave 20 minutes ago for the party. WTF is your problem?"
9) "You want to watch XYZ movie" means we sit through that borish Lifetime crap enough and barely get TV rights in bed. We'd like to hang out with you and just this once, how about Death From Above instead of Misty Eyes Stranger."
See, we are simple.
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1.-If you are not *issed off-why are you acting like you are.
2. Just asking what time you got home to determine if you remember anything.
3. Kitchen counter can be uncomfortable.
4. If the guys are like you, that could mean trouble.
5. It is what happens after the strip club that could be of some concern, please refer to #2.
6. Standing in front of the TV is an excellent way to get your attention.
7. Thanks-we do not hear that very often so wonder what you mean.
8. Dishes need done and you didn't bother to do them.
9. We love watching chick flicks with our men.
Yes, the species is very simple.
LOL ... this was good 2 find after 2day ...& tomorrow is finally Friday ... *!YES*!
~Faith
PS So 'sucky' turned in2 'ducky', did it now?
both men and women phrases were great!
I just wish my kids would be done with school. They're going crazy studying for finals.
At least it's not hot this week so that helps.
Leave it to a chick to not only get immediately off track, but talk about something we have hashed out a million times!!! You are all the same!
just tired of running up and down the stairs quizzing both of them and helping with school subjects. I guess we just all need a vacation in our house.
The problem is, if you had offered to do the f**king dishes, after she made you f**king dinner, she would have had time to refresh and make herself beautiful for you. Don't you get that, Hottie? It works both ways and then there is the 'payback'.
~* chanel *~
p.s. #3, My kitchen counter is too high, it's been tried.
1) I am not pissed off
2) I got home at 3 am
3) The kitchen counter can be fun. I like the spatula.
4) I’m going out with the guys. I do not care if you frown upon me dating.
5) It was only a lap dance.
6) You make a better door than a window.
7) SU and GN
8) Ever heard of paper plates?
9) If it is not The Godfather or The NFL, go to it.
I am way too short for the kitchen counter. However, the turkey baister is very fun & interesting in terms of kitchen gadgets.
addendum to # 9. I like Roadhouse.
chanel you're hilarious.
yea, they want kitchen counter with us on the bottom so we're uncomfortable.
All you men are simple minded you said it! Hey ever hear of the kitchen table works just as well.
The table squeeks when it moves across the floor! Might Draw attention to the spatula and turkey baster hijinks! Who's your friend? Who's your buddy?
Do you need the Aunt Jemimah treatment??
Yes! Do I need to take a number? Or can I jump to the front of the line?
Your number is after 68.
Are lap dances available while waiting in line? Or should I just ask Karma?
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19826614.100-bad-guys-really-do-ge...
Don't ask me, it's not my gig.
Take a number!
I used to like you..........