9 Words Women Use
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9 Words women use~
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying *%ck YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
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Excellent post.
You're correct on all of these. Instead of having to interpret what women say, all the confusion could be avoided if women would just learn to keep their mouths shut. Period. (as far as talking anyways)
~* chanel *~
As I have said before, if men didn't have selective hearing, we would not need to use any specific terms because they would get it right the first time. Men who do not pay attention to women's needs (such as yourself) will hear these terms over and over again.
It's not that we have selective hearing...it is that we spend all of our time trying to filter the 5% of the important stuff coming out of your mouths from the 95% BS.
No-it is that your filters are clogged and nothing runs through. If we talk BS it is because we are speaking to man cause that is usually all they understand since that is what they are made of.
Hottie, It seems like you are actually agreeing with TL. This surprises me in some way. Does that mean that you both could actually be civil with each other? So the next time we might all be together, we won't have to worry about being thrown out of the joint? haha
And actually the ratio of BS should be 75% vs 25% (75%=important sh*t , like what YOU need in your eyes, of course), and 25%= 'whatever', like go mow the lawn, or paint the freaking bathroom, or clean up your damn garage. You make the call on what is important, MAN.
Women tell it like it is, no BS with most chicks, ever. Get it straight.
~* chanel *~
Your post, CTP, is exactly why many men find themselves at this crossroads relative to the women in their lives...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3076/2592354693_89cf16bec7.jpg?v=0
That made me lmao...too freaking funny!!! ;)
~* chanel *~
"I'd like to paint the bathroom." This actually means, "I'd like you to paint the bathroom and while you are at it, how about a new vanity and fixtures, and you might as well re-tile the floor. So, don't make any plans for the next 3 weekends!"
Hey you got that perfect just told hubby last night after the is done with putting my new washer/dryer in then he can start on tiling the floor. Your good!
It's just that women know how to 'work it' to our benefit.
~* chanel *~
Here's a post about the worthless babble that comes out of women's mouths, and there are 7 posts from women on here that say absolutely nothing of value.
HF is correct. If you want a new bathroom, get out of the chair where you're getting your manicure and pedicure and go to Home Depot, get the stuff you want and do it yourself. You won't find the directions on how to do it in People magazine or one of your stupid soap operas. Put down the hair dryer and learn how to use a caulk gun and hammer.
Learn these two simple rules:
#1) Keep your mouths shut
#2) See rule #1
Ewwww! Did your golf game suck this week? I sense a little anger in your normally 'funny', 'happy', 'la la la' posts this week. You need to perhaps lighten up a little or stop 'working' so hard.
~* chanel *~
What were you saying? I was busy caulking the new bathtub, and using my new pink hammer!
I Like CAULK!
There are valuable lessons to learn on this post and I am gonna repeat myself here and then maybe you will get it finally. Men have selective hearing. You never want a woman to keep her mouth shut-that could cause harm. Men were created to be at the mercy of woman cause as Chanel said-which is of great value.. women do know how to work it.
Men let me see I think men were put on earth to just *iss us off. They know just how to do it too.
I posted this exact thing on May 20, 2008 - 8:34am ... I wonder what this means but then somehow it seems ... moot....
~Faith
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