It's Over, Johnny
One could say my flock is freaking out of control tonight.
The Shepard has done a lot of blog analyzing the past few weeks and have come to this conclusion. There are roughly 6-9 bloggers that respond to everything. Same 6-9 people finding their relief on this site at all hours of the day, evening and night. We go from Vader's weekly rants to Faith's rammbling and ridiculously long posts using the coded text >, < (8), **, &-, -&_, $@#, !!, @>, --*--*___, <>, **<>/??,. We got it, you've mastered symbols and teenage shorthand. Few know what the hell you're typing but go ahead and do your thing. Botton line, it flocks me good and drives me to drink...heavily.
One week, it Vader and Faith getting all smitten with each other. The compliments these two toss around for each other is Jr. High-ish. Do us a favor, go meet, drink your fancy coffee, tell each other what great bloggers you each are and then promise to stay in touch. The next week, someone blogs about the rare topic of the Union vs. Board (wake me when this donkey of a thread is played out). Next, it's the ever popular post of every lame business owner posting their crap advertisment on here for free. It doesn't work, Johnny.
Also, I miss Blog Hog. I like his angles and direct hits. You 6-9 are all the same..."Oh, I agree, yeah, I agree with you too. Yes, yes yes, I agree MFS, you're the best ever. Love your blogs. Great point. Super duper stated. Right on." Spare the Shepard.
I'm cranky tonight, my flock is running wild and the Shepard has lost all control. When that happens the only recovery possible is back-to-back episodes of Family Guy or sitting naked indian style in the back yard under a neon moon.
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I agree :) !!
Don't tell me I am the only one tht signed up to be a model and enrolled in teletherapy in the same day! Gosh Dang It.
As for the other stuff...Guilty
You were hired as a model? I sent my picture and did not get a response!
I think I need teletherapy.
A model for teletherapy...they are going to use a shot of me squinting at my computer screen while I place an order for online Valium.
anything like telepathy? If so, I'll raise your hand!
Put it down now will you?
have ADD (and not being neg with that cuz I have a child with that), but I cannot read and comprehend the blogs that go on and on and on... I totally lose focus
Okay, Hotfire, put down your hand! Not there!!!!! Over there!
I liked it there!!
Over here!
Good Shepard is going to yell at us next!
And stop messing with my hands!
the shepard has too many darn donkeys that must be running from the corral and he can't handle shepin them back up.
don't bust on faith...don't know her but she has a good take on things.
if you are sitting naked teletherapyin 1. please keep your nakedshepeda$$ far, far away. 2. invite karma over for some karmachameleon time.
blog hog...i like the dude too but i am starting to be suspicious about who he is...not that he is lame but rather he may be a double sn'r.
you...since you were physically gone for a while we have not heard from you but now that your are back, you have resumed your place in the blogosphere so don't bust on the rest of us...you are one of us dummy.
the vaders weekly rants are in line with your flock commentary which by the way I made up.
u still have not seen the v6. lamo.
Karmachameleon time? LOL-I cannot stop laughing! Believe it or not first laugh I have had on this gloomy, rainy day-Thanks!! (It was meant to be funny-you weren't ripping on me, were you?? Fess up 4sons)
not this time!!!
Shepard had a good point. I looked at the blogs for the last week or so, and there are only 17 of us who are constantly making posts. But some of these blogs have over 1000 reads. 1000!!!
Who are these other 983 people??
I know one person who reads them, but won't post (when you read this **, you know I'm talking about you).
I think there's a problem here. Either those other 983 people have a life, or you 16 bloggers are messed up (I naturally am excluded).
Except for you of course-just seems to be a way of interacting, putting thoughts out and of course ripping on unidentified people without the face to face confrontation along with lightheartening banter and laughter with characters such as yourself and 4sons!
most people have a problem throwing their feelings out if they are going to take some shots and may not be able to handle it.
as for the shep...he is amongst those of us that will throw down in the blogosphere at least even if his ramblings are boring and/or sarcastic, which the written word does not translate very well.
Okay then, I did take it the right way. Man, shep seems to really have it out for all of us-go figure.
Since you're in such a cranky mood I'll take the opportunity to bust your stones.
The spelling is "shepherd" as it relates to flocks and herding sheep.
And if you're annoyed by the blogosphere, you always have the option to make like a shepherd - and get the flock out of here.
And I'm annoyed by people who refer to themselves in the third person, if you smell what rhertzer's cookin.
jimmy from seinfeld....jimmy likes elaine, jimmy this, jimmy that even george would throw down the third person sometimes. I myself love the periodic use of the third person because of its humor.
I know what you mean about using the third person for humor, I loved the Jimmy episode too. Unfortunately, I've also seen people who do it to be pompous.
Titan Lee agrees with you. Titan Lee thinks those people are jerks. Titan Lee looks down his nose at them, because they are not worthy of Titan Lee.
I love you guys/girls..so much fun to read your opinions and I always wonder if I know you.....
I wonder this myself ... is this blogger someone I know or if I'm like pumping gas at the GetGo next to TL or angrymom or ?? & don’t know it…
LOL...it's fun being anonymous, but then I do wonder...
Guessing is not allowed!
the sheperd is going to check in soon i bet and remind us that we are being to nice or having too freindly of a type, type.
See my point has been made. Same clowns responded to to my rants that respond to everything. Titan Lee at least gets it. Who/where are these "others" that read but do not post? Why don't they? Why would one waste time reading blogs but not contributing to them? I don't get that. Their entertainment is blog reading.
As for the 3rd person stuff...I find it damn funny. Love the crap. Vader likes jimmie and jimmie likes Vader.
i knew you would be here soon my little green freind. no worry. vader likes yoda even though vader could jack yoda up.
Yes it is that time of the day ... I think you may very well actually be 70, as you sound a bit like a grumpy old man :=) .... nothing I'm sure that some homemade apple pie or cookies wouldn't remedy (I'm half Italian natural reflex to cook & bake)
So here's something to do ... hit the refresh button & watch the number of reads for the blog go up by one each time you hit it ... you don't have to logout, delete the internet cookies or even monkey around doing a regedit
~Faith
Keep track of those who blog. Same crowd blogging about everything.
Vader jacking me up...now that is funny stuff. I'd streamroll Vader and his four minglings at home.
We quite possibly could be fallin behind the Chinease b/c of our craze for blogging. Our loss of productivity during work hours must be staggering. But wait, oh yeah, Vader blogs when he awaiting answers from multi-million dollars sales pitches (love that one...that boy gets my flocking up in a very good way)
Chanel...regarding your avatar...let me by the first to cowboy up and ask the obvious, "are those your legs in those heels?" If so, props, nice work.
Those are my legs....
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You're posts are too funny. I would love to get you a new hair style, those pigtails do not fit your personality!!
Every time I try to envision Angry Mom she is wearing those pigtails. She just wouldn't be the same without them!!
BTW, Angry Mom--love that sense of humor!
You already stole my legs.......
OVER AND OVER!!!!!
The Shep, figuring that because he's 72 years old, decides to go out on a limb and ask the question that's been on the minds of the other men here.
As Uncle Leo would say, "I'm an old man, I got confused".
Rhertzer likes Chanel's avatar too.
worth his salt is going to give a look at them stems... I am guessing, sorry for saying it...that these are not hers, but if so, nice work.
Face to face I'll be wearing the green heels. So M4S, are you saying that is not you holding the saber? Oh well, fantasy crushed...
holding a light saber, he is just happy to see you!
Where did you get the green heels? I love them ... mine are basic black ... serious where did you get them?
funny...Somewhere on a website of course!! I think you're thinking they're not real! Well, that's the fun of being secretive..If you knew where I got my heels, then you would have the same ones, cuz they are darn cute!...lol
hey, i am a serious leg man but i am also color-deficient so the shoes look totally red to me and the picture is a little blurry to me. sorry if i got it wrong, as my antithesis said...nice work. it is m4s under the mask...the force is needed for 4boys+1
are you 72.
Seventy-two year olds don't say "flock you", "props", or "freaking out of control". I also doubt that a 72 year old would know what b/c means. And a 72 year old would think that "Family Guy" meant Ward Beaver. :)
You're a howl though...flock it up!
He is probably 27, or really working the room! Isn't Shecky Green dead??????
true, some days are light...you don't have the big projects to work on every single minute of the day...they need time to rise, bake, get icing'd up and then argue for several months over who can do what better and then... i won't bore with with the rest.
plus, maybe it takes you an unusually long period of time to sheperd up your mental facilities and/or typing but I can whip it up at light speed.
to hold and handle his saber but its too small.
Nice stems...now that's funny stuff. Good stuff, my friend, good stuff.
Size doesn't matter.
You can expect a reply from Angrymom on that comment.