New And Improved Republican RX For America
"The Change You Deserve" *
Clinical trials have show the new and improved Republican Platform Prescription XR for America which was created to treat general anxiety, social and panic disorders may have serious side-effects.
Studies have shown the most common side effects attributed to XR reported in at least 26% of patients (and at least twice as often as with those administered the placebo) were propensities for nausea (31%) and constipation (10%).
Also revealed were increased instances of depression, decreased libido, agitation, nightmares, delirium, blurred vision and difficulty focusing.
The control group taking the placebo were four times as likely to experience irritability.
XR is known to cause loss of appetite, cold feet, postural hypotension and hemorrhoids (see Bend Over For Bush Syndrome).
May cause yawning, and/or sweating during election cycles.
Most common side effect is flatulence and political hubris.
Less common side effects include acne and/or pustular rash.
Not a controlled substance and has not been studied in clinical trials regarding potential for abuse.
Consult your family doctor if symptoms persist for more than four years.
For the musical version: http://changeyoudeserve.wordpress.com/
* Wyeth Pharmaceuticals, Inc. trademarked ad copy for Effexor XR
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You are an ignorant butthead. This is not humor. You are confusing it w/ Bush Derangement Syndrome, you mook.
That has it's own set of symptoms ;)
I see that you made the post at 1:16 a.m. but it still begs the question...
What in the blue hell are you talking about?
LOL !!!
~Faith
PS It may not be (solely) a lack of shut eye, but perhaps a SII coupled with a SOHF.....:=)
PPS Oh yes, I found a brand new extensive list of txt/IM/blog abbreviations...
Republicans took their new campaign slogan, 'The Change You Deserve' straight from advertising campaign for the drug Effexor XR.
everyone is commenting on this and when I read it I wasn't going to cause I figured the broad was drunk.
LOL
McCain showing symptoms of Republican RX Overdose:
“And I believe that the success will be fairly easy” and “There's no doubt in my mind that... we will be welcomed as liberators.” [3/24/03]
“I think we could go in with much smaller numbers than we had to do in the past... I don't believe it's going to be nearly the size and scope that it was in 1991.” [9/15/02]
“There's not a history of clashes that are violent between Sunnis and Shias. So I think they can probably get along.” [4/23/03]
“Overall, I think a year from now, we will have made a fair amount of progress if we stay the course.” [12/8/05 (Exactly one year before violence in Iraq peaked)]
“By January 2013, America has welcomed home most of the servicemen and -women who have sacrificed terribly so that America might be secure in her freedom.” [05/115/08]
Or he's simply McFoolish.
This I believe is Tax-Payer for the truths wife. What is up with you McHappy? By the way personally for your own protection (which I think you need) take that freaking picture off. Hey YC keep an eye on this one cause I am telling you before long you might need the secret service involved this one is NUTS!
Nah, just me. I doubt anyone wants to mess with an old broad, so pix is fine where it's at. And I seriously doubt anyone in here so fragile they need protection through the Secret Service from a little old granny. lol
Throw a quarter in the juke box and play B4 – Before Bush.
Looks like even country music stations are upset with Bush attacking an American citizen running for public office with comparison to a Hitler appeaser:
“Currently, 147 country music stations have instituted the [Bush] ban, a number which has been growing by the hour. Clear Channel, a major syndicator to all radio formats across America, is considering the ban, which would increase the numbers significantly and be a major blow to the White House. Several Clear Channel stations have independently instituted their own ban.”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-j-elisberg/country-radio-stations-s...
Bush may find his Hitler remarks backfiring even further on him considering his own well documented family history of appeasement, support and money laundering for Hitler.
http://newsmine.org/archive/cabal-elite/families/bush-dynasty/bush-famil...
http://www.truthout.org/docs_02/012303A.ma.dead.htm
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/0925-01
http://educationforum.ipbhost.com/index.php?showtopic=8783.htm
http://ecosyn.us/Bush-Hitler/Bush-Hitler.html
http://globalresearch.ca/articles/ROG309A.html