Please Stop Doing This Stupid Act
I've had it. Is it just me or are others sick and tired of seeing the guy in public who must practice his golf swing with no club in hand. This act is just so stupid. I've seen it so much lately now that the sun has broke. Always practcing his swing. Grocery line, in the parking lot, at work in the office, all over the damn place. Do these idiots really have to fake swing all the time?
Why is it acceptable? I'm callin' them out next time I see this crap. You don't see a boxer shadowing at the store. You don't see the fake baseball swing. You never see the skier practicing their tuck. I've never seen the QB fake throwing in public. Not once I have saw the fake wind-up when i've been out. I've never seen the four point stance outside the football field. Never saw the practice jump shot. Why must these fools insist on golf swinging when they know damn well they are not on a course.
Drives my flock insane.
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the air guitar thing ...
~Faith
Shep - next time I see that practice swing with no club........I'm just goning to say, "Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!".
Ya think the 'swinger' will get the message??
Cheerleaders from high school and into college stand around talking to each other doing cheerleader moves randomly, twirling their arms, putting their hands together, that kind of weird stuff.
It can be really annoying, even if they are hot.
grab their crotches all the time.
Never mind. I just flagged myself.
You sure that wasn't just an adjustment?
They do the cheers in second grade. I imagine a teacher trying to explain math and these girls moving their arms in cheers instead.
the teacher trying to teach when the boys keep grabbing their crotch!
I absolutely HATE seeing that also. It says to me "look at me, I'm living the good life, I golf." .........woooaaa.......I'm impressed.
LOSER!!!!
perhaps I should practice my "air" roll casts on my flyrod. BTW - perfect stream conditions today (lots of rainbows and a few brownies).
are where this stupidity reigns supreme. I see it all the time; the guy in the corner practicing his swing in front of a group of on lookers. Next thing, some other moron mimics his swing and then they start rehashing every 92 strokes they took. Swing after swing after stinking swing. I just saw a guy in his driveway air-swinging.
Vader is always making adjustments below the equator. Not sure why.
Icebird raises another issue I am seeing that flocks me. It's not the fisherman practicing his air cast but rather the hunter who make-believes his sights, his target, fires a fake fire and then you see him raise his arms as if the bullet just left the rifle. Now this is stupid.
I approve of this message and this is The Shepard.
It's most certain a 'guy' thing. My hub does the 'baseball' swing all the time. It's so weird.
Since I don't play golf, baseball, football, basketball, any kind of ball for that matter, the only thing I'm swingin is my.....never mind.
~* chanel *~
Ever heard of the WII game: "Guitar Hero" ???
~Faith
PS BLAH ... worse than air guitar watching grown men "play" ....
Absolutely THE most fun game on PS2 EVER. I love it!!
~* chanel *~
Legends of Rock. Fun, yes. But I don't know half of the head-banging songs!
I know all the HEAD banging songs.
led me to believe it was going to be from my era. Many (not all) of the songs are today's head-banging songs.
flag that as inappropriate? It took a minute...guess because I'm blonde.
~* chanel *~
That one was too easy.
Even I got that one && I *never* get them ... ever ...
~Faith
PS So easy (su) ... it went right ... forget it already ... I flag myself
late night input...... and summarization...
the golf swing is clearly for the dudes who never excelled in any sport, found success (or tell us about it, like the big fish story) on the course and need to show the subtleties of the swing off at all different locations other than....when they are on the actual tee. vader is shadowy on the course but those swings are lame.
vader plays a mean air guitar on his steering wheel as well as drums.
faith...ps2!!!!..c'mon get upgraded to a ps3 or x-box (perhaps a 360 version) my ps2 is in the drawer with our nintendo 64. ps2 games live on though in the ps3.
vader is a gamer. thats a good week 10 post...tommorrow i'll try to go their.
is it true that a lot of you type your entry in word and then cut/paste into this window? no insults from this dude if you mess a word up or two, don't waste the time.
the blog on flirting...interesting one but got diverted. i think there is actually a good bit going on in a subtle fashion...i would venture to guess that none of the dudes on this blog have "relationships" with several other women where their guard is down quite often beyond the "hey, how's it going" and then turning to the hubby for the real reason for the discussion in the first place...just my opinion...of course i myself am just business here.
avoice...sorry for the blunder, if you look at the entry it was one of my late-nighters.
where the hell is the bloghog...i like that youngster.
finally...the weather really blew this weekend but i had my team out there nonetheless.
finally again....my versions of ps, pps and pps. why faith oh why are these not just in the body of your post? it is your trademark i guess...as are my ... breaks between thoughts