Titan Lee
Your own entry! My posts were only up for a few minutes before being deleted. My attempts at humor were considered too much for the masses to handle. I insulted you as best as I could with some great Rupublican name calling, but alas, I am now disenfranchised (another beat down for us real Americans...Democrats!). Anyway, I remember them all and will gladly do it in person over eight or ten beers sometime.
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I am truly dismayed that our political banter is being disavowed on this web-site.
We may be on opposite sides of the political fence, but we should stand together as brothers in this fight against our freedom of speech.
While hoisting the beers, let us discuss and decide how we will start "RADIO FREE CRANBERRY".
You may beat on us YC. You may drive us underground YC.
BUT YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT US.
(if you never see me again, there is a chance I was deleted--if that happens, please make the first toast to my memory)
I have been watching John Adams and am feeling like a revolutionary. As for your post, I received a message that it was immediately forwarded to the NSA and there was something about a watch list mentioned.
You can give the speach on the steps of the Skate Park..."We hold these truths to be self-evident, that most of yinz are created almost equal, regardless of what YC says about us en at...etc."
As you can see, I've written this post in secret code, in case YC intercepts this message. General Hotfire, I recommend we send an envoy to our allies to ask for their help, in our struggle to regain our freedom of speech and our dignity.
If Cranberry falls, who will be next? We should go to our friends who live in the communities of similiar wealth and size, and ask for their moral support, but more importantly their financial support.
Our secret meetings at Mad Mex will severly strain our war-time budget. If the North Hills, Upper St Clair and Fox Chapel could send supplies of money to the bartenders at Mad Mex, that would allow us to spend our energies on devising a strategy to ensure a free & united bloggerland.
I await your instructions.
Colonel TL
Is the mason-dixon line of cranberry's east and west sides!
good choice for blog party !
Just in case there is any confusion, discussions and debates are fine. We're just asking that you be respectful of other members, and watch the name-calling.
Now, back to the covert ops...
I am typing this out on my enigma machine captured during from the German U-Boat raid of 1944. I trust you still have your decoder ring and can decypher this message.
I am en route to Harrisburg to try and divert some Port Authority money to our cause. If that fails I will travel to the Casino at the Meadowlands and ask for an advance on some slots cash.
I am in talks with the owners of Mad Mex about changing the name to the Great American Madder than Heck Mex. The Zelie Militia is mobilized and will defend us from the North. In the south, a Brigade of mini-vans from NA can protect the borders, but not during outdoor soccer season. The Mars Minutemen will fight for our cause but only if we agree to not expand Route 228. No one knows who is in the west, but the new Township Dog Park would be a great staging ground for our canine patrols.
Godspeed.
Good news General. Our western flank has been covered. Beaver County has agreed to restart all the steel mills. The smog from the smoke stacks will render Cranberry invisible.
Our Intelligence Department has also informed me that YC has sent a message to this site, stating that is permissible to continue. Apparently, they were unable to decipher the code, and they think this is a recipe swapping blog.
Victory is near.
Colonel, Action Report for your eyes only...the "baked chicken" will be served after the "iceberg wedge." You know what to do. Victory will be ours!
But which "fork" should I use?
Or should I say "Lt. Colonel" Angrymom, use the "fork" that is nearest the "Butler Panty."
Where is Faith, she was speaking in tongues for a while. We could get some more *&^%*^%&@!$%% from her.
What in the world is that garbledygook you just posted ... sorry I don't speak in tongues ...
my butler doesn't "wear" panties?
My Maids do !!!!!!!!!!
You don't pay enough
"Have" my panties been discovered? "All" I want is my panties back. "The" pantry has no panties . The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true