Not but I am sure it will be a good concert.

I have some good Van Halen stories.

for those with teenagers when they reach a certain age (at least with my boys) you can re-live your youth at concerts and actually remember them the next day.

I've seen Neil Young, Aerosmith, U2, The Red Hot Chilli Peppers and we're going to see the Police in July. All of them with one or more of the sons.

It is so much fun to go with them. They've gotten me to go to see a few bands I had never heard of at the time (The White Stripes, The Decemberists, etc.) All very fun - try it if you haven't yet with your kids - you'll love it

May I call you that? Do they get good weed?

May I call you that. Quit talking to hofire like that! I am appalled!

In the upcoming election, we are going to have 2 choices:

1) A lawyer married to another lawyer
2) A guy married to a blond with big boobs and she owns a beer distributorship.

Question: Why are we even having the election?

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine?
I spent the entire winter looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body
was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something
'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband

Where's my ticket? You did book an extra room didn't you?

~Faith

PS If you didn't we need to get a committee 2gether and meet 2 discuss this grave error on your part .... yes, yes ... your bad :=)

Hottie, How was the show? Post GAzette did not like it thast much. HAve not gottento the Trib yet.