You All Can Thank Me
You may mock me, call me names, refer to me as a groundhog but The Shep won't be denied. Go check out the minutes from a recent Township meeting and you will see on the agenda AND discussed (and will be again the future) my tow rope suggestion for the sledding hill. Shep gets it done. Period!
Now if The Shep makes an appearance at the blog party, you saps can buy me my liquid.
The Shep could walk away in a landslide vote if we had a mayor in this town.
Now, on to something important and, frankly, very true. There's a small (less than 4) number of good looking chippies/mommies in C-town. Think The Shep been smokin' too much of nature's best lately? If so, go spend a day at the pool come Summer time. Lots of these "hot moms" should stay under the umbrellas. Trust The Shep. My radar never picks up a beep. Never.
Back in the day when The Shep was prowling campuses looking for talent, one thing would fizzle-my-sizzle which was the site of some Grade-A cankles. I'd spin my heels and 180 out of there. Shep don't likely :(
While in our nation's capital this week I was reminded of how relatively robust and friendly our housing market is here compared to others. Take a gander at some of our neighbors around metropolitan areas N, S, E, and W and is scray to see how expensive housing is. Even in The Shep's beloved C-town, newer developments are pushing $700K starting. That's starting, people. Fast forward 5 years from now and the the prices for homes are quickly outpacing the people's yearly wage increases. I don't like it and it does flock me good.
Lastly, I'd give Jamie Dixon two more years to have my Panthers in the Elite 8 or better or The Shep would oust him and make a play for Sean Miller. Nothing like an alum coming back home and coaching his boys. What he's done with Xavier is comparable to what I've done with my flock. Translation: Beautiful.
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4? I think you've been spending too much time underground. Your eyes must not be adjusted.
You can go to Giant Eagle at any time and will see at least 4 good looking women in any ONE aisle.
Angelina & Charlize don't hang around here very often, but for a town this size, it's way over average for good looking women.
Chanel still wants SHEPS definition of a cankle, please and thanks, cuz if Shep is calling Chanel out of the closet because of cankles, Chanel really wants to know wtf Shep means...
just think hillary clinton or "pipe legs" it is essentially a women with no real curvature between the calves (C-part) and the ankle (ankle-part) thus equating to the dreaded cankle. like the shep and paprr, vader does not like the cankle factor. if your avatar has any reality associated with it, you have no worries
as far as sheps count...1 is here in my house, and the other "homecoming" queen is still close by also, 1 still lives in the old hood and although no spring chicken, she holds her own especially in the non-cankle factor. 3-10 have been on the HM list.
I agree about the pool and the scenery...cover some of it back up girls.
giant eagle is a supermarket fashion show. i think it is really, really funny how folks get dolled up (or remain so) to shop for food. go to kuhn's if you are of the common folk.
just imagine what the "gourmet" grocery will be like on 228. definitely a red carpet affair on the way in.
curious about the shep and the discussion regarding housing prices...curious, very curious, especially considering...well, he's an easty, 'nough said.
for the exact definition. Chanel definately does not have cankles.
to shop at kuhns. The name itself flocks The Shep. It's horrible. For dry goods, I really like Target. You will not ever find Sheppy at Wal-Mart shopping. To me, this is the same mental analysis I do with gas. So what if this big box offers prices of 10cents less on some items compared to the next big box over offering 10cents more. The store is nasty and so is their meet selection (I know, had one of their hams for Easter and that pig should have been shot a long time ago.)
My lovely wife looks like a million bucks when she goes to the GE. I think they have a competition we are unaware of.
Agree on the pool...a bit too much skin at times.
They know there is a competition. AND they know that we know.
The Eagle that flys on 228 or the one parked in that sh#thole of a parking lot jammed in the back by the mall?
Go to these food mecas in Summer. The garb is crazy. Heels with shorts, and The Shep is talking 4" and beyond. Absolute nut cases.
The Shep knows the pool. I've argued for years (unsuccessfully) to blow up the wooden decks and create a cannon ball contest every other hour in the deep end. Winner based on cheers from the crowd and walks with a free coke and dog. But no, the safety mongers won't have it. Flocks me.
Also, when these chippies have the muffin top...we'll, I'll stop there. It's no good, Johnny.
What's just as assinine at the pool are the sandals with a 2" or better heel. Aboslutely F-ing ridiculous. The makes Sheppie laugh.
The shep is bleating out his azz. There's plenty of top-notch MILF talent in C-Town. I've seen a few MILFs from my neighborhood at the pool, and they look real fine in a two-piece. I also see lots of hot babes at the Eagle. And then there are the MILFs of the CTAA.
And I have no problems with the high heels and the short shorts, dress like a tramp, I don't mind. Just don't dress that way and then wonder why the guys are eyeing you up.
The cankles and the muffin tops - keep those covered up. That's definitely one problem the obesity epidemic causes - these chunky chicks, especially the younger ones, who don't realize that they're too heavy to dress in skimpy outfits.
Kuhns is a dump. The Giant Eagle on 19's parking lot is a joke - and that's a strip plaza, despite calling it a "mall".
IF you smellalalala what rhertzer's cookin!
and get looked at all the time. Of course, it could be because I weigh 5000 lbs. Or it could be because I have a third eye in the middle of my forehead.
some fun with the 5000lb. comment i see. the third eye can come in handy if it is on the back of your head...kind of like a rear view eye.